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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
that
obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm
sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading." "Yes, but you have
all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll
have to take you
in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman. "But I haven't
even touched you," says the game warden. "That's
true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at
any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she
can also
think.
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